This is ME!

Sep 30

perniciously:

Oh, can I please eat her up?

perniciously:

Oh, can I please eat her up?

Apr 01

“‘Let every moment you spend be educative’” — (via nithsy)

Mar 21

“I’m the darkness in the light, I’m the gin in the gin soaked boy”

Mar 20

Delirious

Delirious

Aug 04

“No. 1 fear of people, It ain’t dying, Its public speaking!”

Jul 08

Apr 16

9 steps on how to be highly optimistic?

(read as: How to descend from being optimistic to being pessimistic)


1. Yay!! Exams!!
2. There’s 37 days left. Still a long time.
3. Let me make a schedule for the last month remaining.
4. I’ll get good marks in term-work
5. Only 4 hours left. I think i can finish 1 unit in 1.5 hours and do 2 units so il have hour left for revision.
6. I should atleast by-heart the formulae. I heard they give marks for steps.
7. How much cash do I have?? It takes 10 bucks for one reduction.
8. There’s no use now. I already am gonna fail.
9. Wait!! There’s always a next time!! ;)

Mar 12

Why Iron Maiden wont come to pune?

To start off, this note does not only imply to Iron Maiden. It implies to every other metal or classic rock band which is big on the international scene.

So why wont they come to Pune. The answer is pretty simple actually. (I’m gonna make a fake story to illustrate why they wont come)

Pune is pretty big on the rock scene (supposedly). So Maiden’s band manager sees this and decides to pay Pune an unannounced visit. He reaches the airport. By the time he’s in his suite in Le-Meridian his hopes are “back broken”. I meant literally! The cab driver took him in all the pot-holes possible. Then out of sheer enjoyment he decides to take a ride in the famous auto-rickshaw. And finds out its the biggest mistake of his life! Every ten meters he goes he sees a student running with a stupid “deisel” bag(mind the spelling!). So he wonders, so many students?

He gets out his laptop. Starts the Wi-Fi. Searches “Colleges in Pune”. The first result he gets is 138 colleges. (i counted the colleges myself and the does not include my college so 139 colleges!)

No good roads, no rock fans, is this even a city? Lets not come here aye, Bangalore is better!

PS. “wish iron maiden would come to Pune!” If this is your dialogue everytime you see them in Bangalore, then probably you’d help make Pune better in whatever way you could!

PS*. I’m not an activist!

Feb 27

Effy and Freds!

Effy and Freds!